scar vendor


any amateur tattoo artist that distributes and sells tattoos either without a proper liscence, or without credible experience. a tattoo from a scar vendor will typically become infected or it may not be what one originally wanted.
friend: dude, what’s all that sh-t on your arm? it looks like someone took a belt-sander to your skin.
you: the f-ckin’ scar vendor on 3rd street messed my tattoo up.

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