Scarecrow


a sweet f-ckin’ batman character from dc who gives people nightmares. he pales in comparions to the joker, but he’s cool none the less.
scarecrow uses hypodermic heroine needles to give people nightmares while they are awake! sweet!
when playing gears of war 2, your teammate leaves you to die in order to get a kill for himself, or just fleeing in general.
wow! way to pull a scarecrow.
an idiot . someone who is missing a brain. like the scarecrow in wizard of oz, “if i only had a brain…”
staying up until the wee hours of the morning and still gong to work can make you feel like a scarecrow.
an empty police car found on the side of the road. typically used to scare speeding drivers into slowing down to the speed limit.
p-ssenger: “slow down, there’s a cop up ahead!”

driver: “it’s fine. it’s just a scarecrow.”
used to describe a male friend who is so ugly and/or socially challenged that he scares women away.

only useful where women are sometimes referred to as “burds” or “chicks”.
mick : mate i asked james if he wanted to come out with us tonight.

bradley : aw man why? that guys a total scarecrow!

gary : we need to lose hugh tonight he is scaring all the burds away!

franco : yeah he is a right scarecrow
1)a man with no smarts
2)a man looking for brain(bl-wj-b, head, dome, etc.)
1-that n-gg-‘s a scarecrow
2-they call me the scarecrow, im always looking for some brain
a woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . she is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her -ss , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .another plus is that you wouldn’t have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .
man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but i put up with her to make my husband happy .

that girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she’s so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn’t even know it .

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