scarf of sexual preferance
the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the s-xual orientation of it’s students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.
after being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of s-xual preferance:
harry: ‘hey guys, what did you get sorted as’
ron: ‘bi-curious’
hermione: ‘waiting till marriage’
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