scarfchode


a person who wears an oversized checkered scarf around their neck that’s positioned in such a way to appear that if they raise it, they can rob the nearest store thinking its a fashion statement and they are actually cool for wearing such things.
dave and mark enter a bar in the summer time, proceed to the bar, grab a drink and scope out the crowd.

dave: “not bad tonight. some decent talent.”

mark notices a group p-ss by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.

mark: “what’s wrong with people. its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs.”

dave: “i know, that’s like the stupidest thing i’ve seen in awhile.”

mark: “great, now i have to contend with scarfchode for the night.”

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