when you and your partner invite three homes-xual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there -n-s while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie
the peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there -n-s almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie
- Schlong Socks
slang term for condoms, durex i thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!! i need too pick up some schl-ng socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!
another (way schmexxier) way of saying “s-xy”. invented by msn chats or “l33t-speakers”. usually refers to a certain act, rather than a person or object. used by scene 13-15yr-olds from london. ooooh, that was some schmexxie dance-move, you s-xy lil’ devil.
- School Bored
a day off of school for no true reason, where you cant find anything to do, so you end up watching tv and making words for urban dictionary all day. first kid: man, yesterday i was so school bored i p-ssed out watching re-runs of “that 70’s show”. his friend: what does school bored mean? […]
a person who enjoys life and has a large brain capacity which is ironic as this term is derived from “a loose screw” “hey scroos! what did you get for question 2 in the maths test?”
a better way to say certainly. the combination of the words sure and certainly. “will you get that?” “suretainly.”