Scarlet Oak
a man sticks his p-n-s into a woman’s v-g-n- while she is on her period after performing -n-l s-x. the p-n-s looks like a bl–dy piece of wood.
i was giving it to her up the back side when i slipped into troubled waters. she was on her rag and gave me a bad case of scarlet oak.
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