Scarlet Speedster


1. a fast redhead.

2. a tempting seductress with red hair.

3. neat and tidy tr-mm-ng of a (true) redhead’s p-b-s, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.

my dreams came true last evening when lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.

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