scary fairy (skâr’ē fâr’ē)
a type of goth chick that was particularly popular during the marilyn manson explosion of 96 until around 2003. you can still find scary fairies but they aren’t as popular as they once were unfortunately.
the scary fairy wears stripy tights and has self harm cuts and scars up their arms. they’re referred to as scary fairies because half the time they wear fairy wings and carry a wand even when it’s not fancy dress. when not wearing fairy wings and a wand they choose to wear a tiara.
the general public find these fairies scary but an experienced goth will tell you that they’re actually very over emotional, over excitable, overly needy and quite sweet. they just wanting a c-ck and a cuddle. they put out exceptionally easy but you have to be prepared for them to cry about you for a while afterwards.
the scary fairy listens to marilyn manson, placebo, manic street preachers and coal chamber. they also have a fetish for goth guys who cross dress and if you look anything like marilyn manson or brian molko they will either stare in awe or run up to you screaming and jumping on the spot and then hug you.
“i was at this club last night and they played coal chamber. this scary fairy started screaming ‘oh my god it’s coal chamber ahhhhhhhhhhh’. nearly burst my ear drums. she then saw i was wearing a skirt and ran up to me screaming, hugged me and told me she loved me then wouldn’t let go. i’d pulled!”
1.a combination of the words scary and s-xy. 2.when something or someone is so s-xy it is scary. 3.when something or someone is scary but is still oddly attractive or s-xy. kyo, from dir en grey, is one scary bucket of s-xy! i guess that would make him scexy.
a d-ck that has a hyperreal length and a width with no bounds . . . a d-ck with an area of infinity if you take the integral of my d-ck from “a” to “b” then it would equal infinity; paul: i have a schlifinity maheshwar: aww lucky i have a schlinverted aka a v-g-n-
carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band. mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves. it’s only called hauling if you have a road crew. otherwise it’s called schlepping. when you affix your phallus or penile member into the -n-l cavity of another person, […]
a rather large p-n-s that smells slightly of fish. he had a bit of a schl-ngerdongadingdong.
adj: a word used to describe something/somebody that you have forgotten the name of – instead of saying ‘thing’ “i’m looking for that schnerdly (bungee cord) that i used to hold the suitcases to the roofrack” bad example i know but you get the idea… adj: a word used to describe something/somebody that you have […]