Scary Mary
the woman from the phones for you advert
some woman with long greasy hair who looks scary and could be called mary
whats up scary mary
look at scary mary over there
a female student of bca who believes that all guys are conceited, egotistical, s-x-obsessed sp-wns of satan that deserve nothing more than castration, followed by a long and painful death.
joe: yo bob! this morning i woke up, looked under my pants and noticed my b-lls were missing! its freakin’ me out!
bob: it must have been…scary mary!!!
1. a contestant on the channel 4 show, big brother who was a witch and a phsycic. lived in donegal (ashamedly left first)
2. from the phones 4 you advert; a fat girl with greasy hair who isnt scared of her own phone but herself.
1. scary mary,”boo! your a real loser!”
2.man: scary mary you look scared of your own phone
mary: i am its costing me a fortune
man: you should get a wee sh-tty phone from phones 4 u. no 1 else has!
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