Scat Clawed
when one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one’s digits.
dude what is that on your fingers? you eating chocolate?
no braaaaaaahhh. just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting scat clawed.
rank as f-ck broohhhh. wash your hands. ya got farmer’s nail too.
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