Scat helmet


this is a rubbery helmet that a person wears while partic-p-ting in the s-xual activity of ‘scat’ (poo s-x). it is used to prevent poo from getting to ones hair, as poo is quite hard to wash out of hair.
dude man i have to take a sh-t let’s do some scat! omfg hold it in man let me get my scat helmet first i’ve just had a shower!

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