scat snack
scat-snack: a comestible product usually consisting of a large bag of potato chips and human excrement. it is prepared by removing some of the chips, and then sh-tting in the bag. after this, the sh-t is covered with a fresh layer of potato chips. the bags thus prepared are usually left in school buses during field trips, to be discovered by some hapless p-sser-by.
tommy thought he scored when he grabbed the bag of doritos off someone’s seat. unfortunately, he found out the hard way that he was eating a scat snack.
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