scatastrophe
a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe sh-t storm.
after eating a patty melt and bert’s chili at the waffle house
i unleashed one h-ll of a scatastrophe
a catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. typically but does not necessarily happen during a s-xual act.
i was f-cking her hard in the -ss and when i came hard i clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
a catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
can also be used -n-logously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.
1. last night chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning’s scatastrophe.
2. the most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.
3. it’s horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk’s home is a scatastrophe.
1:whenever john paul larkin (aka:the scatman) died on december 3, 1999. december 3rd is now recognized as a scatastrophic day.
tom: jill, did you know that the scatman died the other day?!
jill: ohemgee tom, that’s a scatastrophe!
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