scatoody


(n.) a slang word used by parents, teachers, doctors and other adults that refers to the -n-s when conversing with children about personal hygiene. this terminology can also be used in general adult conversation.

see also: fudge factory
blanch: what’s for lunch, jane???

baby jane: none of your business. it’s a surprize.

blanch: will it be a mouse or bird of the week? how about some used cat litter on the side?

baby jane: ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! and if you don’t like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!

blanch: i’d rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been ho!

baby jane: ok, then i’ll drink another bottle of listerine and puke it all up!

blanch: that would be one tasty broth, and i can have that for my soup! oh, thank you dear sister jane! tell me… what’s for supper???

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