scatterbrained


the inability to produce any coherant thought pattern. often a side effect of, but definitely not limited to, alcohol or drug consumption.
i don’t know what happened last night, but i sure as h-ll am feeling scatterbrained this morning!
disorganized, all over the place. making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.
“oh man! i figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out i bought the wrong thing and it’ll be too late to return for an exchange. then later i remembered i was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. i totally forgot.”

“man, you need to slow down. you’re overworked and overwhelmed and you’ve become scatterbrained!”

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