scattered ass
many attractive ladies in any defined area.
guy #1: sh-t man, check all that scattered -ss all up in that club!
guy #2: you know we be rollin’ up in there.
guy #1: hollllaaa!
when a girl walks and she makes that sh-t clap, like a standing ovation.
ricky: d-mn, that girl gotta scattered -ss!
me: what the h-ll is a “scattered -ss?”
ricky: when a girl walks and she has so much -ss it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium
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