scattling
the act of applying one’s fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.
j: “man, that guy at the dmv was such an -sshole, now i have to fill out all this paperwork”
r: “well, just get even with a little scattling”
j: “what?”
r: “you know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. he won’t even notice until his hands smell”
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