scene fag

well,lets just say scene is the dumbest thing to happen to this earth, ever.
“scene” kids are seriously the dumbest things in the world aside from scene itself.
mysp-ce is full of them. all bands these days are full of scene -ssholes. hot topic
is nothing but scene anymore. scene kids are ugly. they have ugly hair, and do their makeup
ugly. they must be really insecure, because they have so many friends on mysp-ce
and 12 billion picture comments. scene “queens” and “kings”? what the h-ll..
most people are shocked when the actually see a scene kid, because there arent that many
that are actually true “scene” kids. i always thought that “scene” was like a scene.
like the metal scene, punk scene, and now there is a scene scene. personally i cant wait for
this whole scene thing to die.
kid #1 :hey man, check out those scene kids.

kid#2: ha, scene f-gs. that guy looks like he has no b-lls. and that girl looks like a rac–n ho climed out of the 80’s portal

kid # 1: what?

kid # 2: nothing, mypoint is scene kids suck
anyone that is trendy, follows and sucks corporate dog c-ck.
typical scene f-g convo:
emo kid: hay guys lets go to hot topic and buy linkunt park cds

emo kid #2: yeah! and then we can go cut ourselves and pretend our lives suck!
someone of the scene style. usually overdoing the look to the h-lla degree. bandana out of right pocket, etc.
scenef-g: today i bought some jeans that are a size 1

john: but arent you a size 10?

scenef-g: yes.
emos who dye theyre hair once a week, call any type of music with screaming “screamo”, and have bis-xual tendencies towards oliver sykes. epicly fail at being different. basically emos with bright colours.
metalhead: have you heard lamb of gods new cd?
scene f-gs: “oh yeah i love screamo”.
metalhead:”its metal.i should through you into a mosh pit. rip those lip rings right off”.
scene f-gs:”liek ohmygohd metal is gay”.
metalhead:”go take it up the -ss while gauging your earlobes and listening to bmth “.
1. a scenekid poser. usually combining prep clothes with aspects of scene ( big hair, neon colors, bows, etc).

2. someone who dresses up in a scene/emo fashion and claims to be hardxcore.

3. someone who thinks that owning a babycakes t-shirt automatically makes them super hardxcore scene.
see that girl over there? with her hollister shirt and girl mullet, what a scenef-g!

that guy was telling me all about his show last night, he was such a scenef-g.

there were soooo many scenef-gs at the bbycks tent at warped tour!