Son of a sparkling vampire
stephen mayer has done it, she turned the f-cking scary, bl–dy thristy vampire into a sparkling fairy. now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
-edward step into sunlight… and sparkle…-
me: d-mn it, you f-cking son of a sparkling vampire. die
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