Scene guys
scene guys are not hardcore, but less sensitive than emo kids, and more sensitive than punk kids. most scene kids hate their self, think their ugly, and say, fml a lot. scene guys like to use mysp-ce and facebook. they do their school work at the last minute, but still get pretty good grades. scene guys act tough, but aren’t as tough as they seem. scene guys typically wear tight colorful skinny jeans, band, and cartoon shirts, colorful straight hair, (sometimes makeup such as eyeliner) converse or sometimes skater shoes, with colorful laces. some will wear wrist bands, necklaces, and bracelets, and they play xbox and playstation. they also love to take high angle pictures of them self, and sometimes edit them. scene guys also hate school. and most likely a scene guy is typing this right now :d
random person -“oh my god, wha tare those guys wearing”
random person- “it’s scene guys! duh!”
not to be mistaken with p-ssy emo kids, scene guys are far more hardcore. usually spotted at night wondering the streets downtown or standing in line for a hardcore show at the run-down venue down the street. they do not cut their wrists, however, gore may be a total turn on for these deranged scenesters. now aka “trashy scene kids”. guys usually wear black or gray skinny jeans with rips or holes, slip on vans that look like they’ve been worn for 3 years, and metal/hardcore band tees. you are not scene if you live straight-edge. the scene is all about living hardcore and just not giving a f-ck. scene guys may come off as total -ssholes, but it’s mostly sarcasm. hair is usually jet black and stringy thin at the ends with intense spikes covering the top of the head. bangs in the eyes, usually straight down or slightly tapered to the side. (remember, if your bangs are covering one eye, you’re an emo). the back is usually some-what longer than the front to give a mullet look. some guys choose to wear extensions down to their shoulders. any longer is just gay. though they may look like the undead or zombies, they are not emo. cigs are a must. you’re not a scene kid if you don’t smoke cigs.
a scene guy looks like he was ripped straight from the 90’s by mutilated zombies and infected with the t-virus, with a sense of trashy fashion and cl-ss, that is.
random person: “go cut yourself ya emo f-ggot!”
scenester: “just wait til you wake up to me standing next to you holding your bottom jaw in my hands…”
brutal.
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