Creedjob
similar to a codjob, but instead of receiving head while playing call of duty, you receive head while playing any of the games from the greatest next-gen video game franchise known to man; -ss-ssin’s creed.
guy 1: “dude, this girl gave me a creedjob and was totally choking on my d-ck while i choked rodrigo borgia to death in -ss-ssin’s creed 2!”
guy 2: “that is the single greatest thing i have ever heard in my life!”
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