Scenie Weanie


an annoying -ss wannabe scene kid.
q: what the f-ck, is that scenie weanie, like, ten?
a: yes.
a noun commonly used to describe someone who tryhards to be a “scene kid” or simply is easily described as scene by what they are wearing or how they generally look. their hair will often look like they took a gallon of kool-aid and poured it over their head while piling on the hairspray.
“did you notice how much that b-tch changed over summer?”
“yeah, she looks like a little scenie weanie now…”

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