schadenboner


when you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. not quite a grudge f-ck
while she’s really not my type, i hate to admit, taylor swift gives me a total schadenb-n-r
taking really, really immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenb-n-r lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
the final exposure of dan rather as a failsh-t partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenb-n-r..at least.
an extreme degree of pleasure from the misfortune of -ssholes.
fans of keith olbermann are whining so painfully, and osama bin laden suffered from ghastly kidney failure until his blood was diluted with urine, and thus i exhibit dual schadenb-n-rs.

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