Schari
the single most bad-ss name in the world. a person named schari not only has a wicked s-xy personality but every step they take causes miniature -rg-sms to anyone within 5 feet. just standing next to her will give you a high so intense you will see trees eating the sky.
man 1: dude is that schari?
man 2: i think so dude, holy sh-t.
man 1: dude she’s walking towards us!
man 2: holy sh-t holy sh-t holy sh-t!!!
schari: hey whats up guys?
man 1 & 2: …
schari: something wrong?
man 1: we gotta go change our pants.
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