Schenectady, NY
open-air mental inst-tution that sells alcohol and p-rn in select places (including the library internet hub if you can possibly be discreet about it…)
one day i was searching the library in schenectady, ny internet for “harry potter p-rn” the idiots on eather side of me were looking at “honest to ghod hardcore p0rn!” the librarian kept coming over to yell at them about how you’re not allowed to look that stuff up and “kids are wandering by and can see this!! finally he came by and said “if i have to come by here again, you’ll be banned from the library computer for life!” and then he turned to me…(who was on “restricted section.org which, was pervier in print than the “pretty pictures” the “pervy twits” were looking at. and all he had to say was,” you’ve about 10 print jobs in line, should i print them? , my response was “yes, please!)
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a quality describing how awesome it is to get drunk barbie: “i’m going to get so wasted tonight.” ken: “that’s schmammerlicious!”
- Schmegernovski
a cigarette. there’s nothing like a schmegernovski and coffee in the morning to wake me up.
- schmegman american
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- schmiege
a bullsh-t reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head. i got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged
- facial dart
when you aim at anything (more then likly a face) and try and hit it with your j-zz rocket. “d-mn i tried to turn off the lights with my facial dart but i missed and hit my sisters forehead”