schitzapolaroid
when a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of -ssholes.
sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.
jane: yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid
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