Schizer Tech
boring minimal techno or tech house that’s absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. usually written or played by hipster douches.
“wow, that dj’s pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop.”
“no this is his new release. it’s called “fixed gear beats” on v-neck records. it’s new age schizer tech.”
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