Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack
a girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.
someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.
a death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.
a keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.
a girl who’s favourite face to make resembles the following:
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someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.
a girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her… well… senses.
someone who would like to try human.
a woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occ-ssional christmas tree.
child: “mummy, is that a schizophrenic cannibalistic lemon-scented lumberjack?”
mother: “yes, david. now, give it a wide berth. it might lash out at you, and eat your flesh.”
“oh, look. it’s the schizophrenic cannibalistic lemon-scented lumberjack. talk to herself… no, arguing with herself… about shoes… again…”
“what is that horrible music?!”
“ah, it’s the schizophrenic cannibalistic lemon-scented lumberjack, again. i brought the ear plugs.”
“everyone! lock your doors, hide your metal alb-ms and bury your lemon-related items!! the schizophrenic cannibalistic lemon-scented lumberjack is around!”
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