schlaank


1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that acc-mulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. “loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!” (highly unadvisable).
2. “yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank.”

Read Also:

  • schland

    kurzform von deutschland short description of deutchland (germany) on soccer worldcup they shout “schland” when germany plays

  • schlemie

    woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be. “i cannot believe jane is with that nasty guy craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!”

  • Schlup

    a person having minimal motivation. a person who never takes the initiative to complete a task. this person is all around lazy. this person is considered to be a burden on society. what exactly have you done all day long, you schlup?!?! and you didn’t do anything about that?!?-you schlup!

  • cool kid

    that tw-t everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her m-ssively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the […]

  • Goin' West

    the act of getting high on marijuana. mostly used in the north dakota area. hey lets go west. or they’re goin’ west.


Disclaimer: schlaank definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.