Schlab
(n.)’shlab’ in reference to any particular item that is introduced or presented to a group of individuals in the gesture of a gift.
(v.)schlabbin (‘shlab-n’)
(vpt.)schlabbed (‘shlab-d’)
noun(e.g.)hey man, don’t worry about not having any beer for the party because i have plenty of schlab for the both of us.
verb(e.g.)i saw zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
verb(past-tense)i know david was being generous, but i do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.
v. getting one’s d-ck wet
n. the act of penetration, usually oral
derived from the sound made by a hard c-ck on a wet set of lips
bro 1: did you bag that skeezer last night?
bro 2: nah dude, she’s a teaser. i didn’t even get schlabs!
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