Schlaeger


the act of freezing ice into a blade shaped plaster mold, circ-msizing a b-st-rd infant with the frozen ice blade, and snorting a line of pure mdma shortly after.
“that doctor is famous for his precision schlaegers.”

“probably because he shares the molly.”

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