schlaktus


a schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large p-n-s that cannot fit into a woman’s v-g-n- unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
d-mn, that schlaktus just doesn’t fit!!!

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