schlammied
to be past the point of drunk and beyond the point of schmammered. so intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. to be completely and uterely r-t-rded
he was so schlammied last night he tried to p-ss in the sink and flush it when he finished.
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