schlang
(v) hanging out with cl-ss, style, and att-tude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) “schlangin'” person – a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.
“gurl, you schlangin'”
“wanna schlang with me tonight?? there is a party.”
“he has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. dude be schlangin’!”
german slang for p-n-s. colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
v. to throw or fling something without care or order.
v. to freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unenc-mbered by underwear)
1) what should i do with the pillow you asked me to move?
i don’t care, just schlang it over there.
2) guess what i’m doing right now.
what?
letting it hang loose.
you’re letting it schlang? gross.
basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:
a. the act of getting laid
b. to totally own something
c. you s-xy b-tch
a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.
when something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. no advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. it just does what it says on the tin. it’s there because it can be. doesn’t need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. schlang.
i’m schlang. n-body notices me and n-body p-sses me by. they see me and know that i’m here because i am. i’m schlang.
v. 1. to have s-x with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have s-x with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
she dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.
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