schlarky
the mental and metaphysical state of being utterly drunk; a complete outerbody drunkeness; if you dont know if you’ve been schlarky then you definitely havent been; if you take your girlfriend’s shoe off her foot to fight someone over a fart when you’ve been drinking, then you’re probably schlarky
“dude, i was so schlarky last night i tried to place a phone call to the number 7 four times. then i p-ssed out at miami subs until they kicked me out.”
“i think i was schlarky when i told that girl’s boyfriend that i flicked his girl’s b-tthole with my tongue. he punched me right in the face.”
“i was schlarky when i did the timex (when you wrap your peen around your forearm) at my parents’ christmas party. ‘hey everyone, look what time it is!!!!'”
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