schleff
n. someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain…like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.
biscuits: i heard matt bought a camaro just to join the iroc club.
tina: did he really??
biscuits: yea, but the -ss-clown bought an rs instead of a z28!
tina: hahaha, he is such a schleff!
schleff
n. someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain…like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.
biscuits: i heard matt bought a camaro just to join the iroc club.
tina: did he really??
biscuits: yea, but the -ss-clown bought an rs instead of a z28!
tina: hahaha, he is such a schleff!
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