Schlin
the “schlin” aka a “gaper”, is an -sshole that exceeds in circ-mference (about the size of a quarter/half dollar)- due to many acts of -n-l s-x, especially double penetration. a schlin will cause pain to your b-tt when moved around.
mike: dude, austin, remember that chick from the bar last night? we f-cked and now she has a schlin!
austin: that’s gross, dude.
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