schlemiel
a habitual bungler, a klutz
a schlimazel’s toast always falls b-tter-side down. a schlemiel always drops the knife.
a person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.
don’t let that schlemiel touch anything. if it doesn’t break he will hurt himself or both.
someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.
see schlamazel.
from the yiddish.
bob is a real schlemiel, he can’t do anything right.
yiddish term
basically means a dope, a f-ckup
similar to schmuck
“that guy’s such a schlemiel.”
“yeah, what a posterchild for abortion.”
a dolt who is a habitual bungler.
hey look at steve what a schlemiel. lets see if he quits bungling.
v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody’s life a little harder.
‘i schlemieled travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.’
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