schlemmer
a man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.
“after finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, chelsea demanded he get tested for vd.”
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a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own s-xual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight
she was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her…not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
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