schlepping it up
the act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner’s p-n-s during the act of f-ll-t–.
blahhhhhh!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
“ahhhhhh, why are you schlepping it up on my schl-ng?”
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