Schlitterbahn


listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. an under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. this interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. to move a girl’s hair out of her face with the use of a p-n-s.
3. when pr-nounced quickly: slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl’s “baun.” this refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a “baun” in half.
4. a chain of water parks located in texas and kansas.
1. “hey p-ss me the jelly, i think i have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn.”
2. “babe, would you mind?”
“yes, my dear” -thwak-
“mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn”
3. “this is a rather awkward situation…it appears that i have schlitterbahned.”
4. “hey, i have a p-ss to schlitterbahn..yay..it’s beef jerky time.”

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