schlobland
a vulgarization of “shrubland”
an underappreciated gem of a joke
see also it’s not a cardboard cut-out! and karma sutra
geography teacher: “ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. we’re studying shrublands today…”
andrew: “shlobland!”
everybody: -laugh out loud-
prav (consumed by jealousy): “gaaard! that was a sad joke!”
andrew: “what? didn’t you hear everybody laugh?”
prav: “sorry, man, i was just jealous. actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. i’m sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. i’m a piece of sh-t.
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