schloemer
a guy who’s actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go f-ck himself every time you see him.
hey look it’s schloemer, f-ck you schloemer.
(v.) to skip, jump, frolic, or sing about in a happy, carefree manner; (adv.) happily, carefree, joyfully; (n.) a state of being extremely happy, ecstatic, carefree; a last name
hanna schlomered about in the produce section of wal-mart.
sarah anne moved schloemerly across the yard.
madison entered schloemer after kicking the game-winning field goal.
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