schlomp
to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.
i’ve had such a hard day at work all i want to do is have a good schlomp.
the resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. also occurs when beer is consumed before one partic-p-tes in a trampoline-based or similar activity.
unghgghhhghgg -hic- i got the schlomps.
1) to p-ss a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) to out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.
the guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but i totally schlomped him with my el camino.
activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.
“what are you planning on doing for the holidays?”
“well let’s see. i plan to schlomp. a lot.”
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