schlomposis


schomposis – ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one’s scr-t-m adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.
man, i went down to florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

i got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.

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