schlonebacker
a mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and s-xual ways.
(it’s name derived from its giant s-xual organ the schlone.)
if you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
if you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being s-xually active with slonebackers it will,
in a man’s case: stick its schlone in your -ss amd rip with such force not many survive.
in a woman’s case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
i read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been -n-lly torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
he made a war trophy from the schlone of the schlonebacker
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