Schlong John Silver
an unfortunate condition that may befall one’s schl-ng, whereby said p-n-s has been inserted into a “not so fresh” v-g-n-, particularly one with a fishy odor. the result is a schl-ng that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.
my girlfriend and i boned after playing tennis and i got the worst schl-ng john silver!
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