Schlong Slamming
the act of placing your p-n-s on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.
“that kid has got problems, when i went into the bathroom he was schl-ng slamming with my toilet bowl.”
“dude, i took a v–gr-, and my hard-on won’t go down.” “go in the bathroom and try some schl-ng slamming, might help”
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