schLonging
the act of longing to engage in s-xual acts.
woman: “rough day?”
man: “not really… except that i’ve been schl-nging for you all day.”
to have s-x with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their b–bs.
man andrew, i gave becca the worlds best schl-nging yesterday.
lounging around not doing much.
john: what you been doing today?
joe: oh just schl-nging.
when a male engages in the s-xual act of positioning his manhood between a female’s bresteses and prepares to have s-x with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging
man arthur, i gave that fat chick a good schl-nging last night.
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