Schlongohaulic


when a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (p-n-s).
“i was getting my schl-ng sucked by some woman i just met at the public health department.” “she would not let go of me until i dropped every drop of my sp-nk at the back of her throat.” “her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden’t turn around and see what she was doing. she was clearly a schl-ngohaulic.”

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